Duck Blind Humor
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Duck Blind Humor
What did the duck say to the prostitute..........Put it on my bill. hahahahhaahahah!
Russell Vrhovac- Regular Gunner
- Posts : 144
Join date : 2012-01-11
Location : Chesapeake, VA
Re: Duck Blind Humor
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
... "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on decoys for duck hunting instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting!!"
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
... "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on decoys for duck hunting instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting!!"
Ray_J- Amatuer Gunner
- Posts : 35
Join date : 2012-01-16
Location : New Hampshire
HAHAHAHAA NICE!!!
Ray_J wrote:A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
... "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on decoys for duck hunting instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting!!"
Russell Vrhovac- Regular Gunner
- Posts : 144
Join date : 2012-01-11
Location : Chesapeake, VA
Re: Duck Blind Humor
hahaha nice ray.
Stevey Welsh- Regular Gunner
- Posts : 62
Join date : 2011-12-10
Location : NJ
Re: Duck Blind Humor
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" one man asked his companion. "I dunno," came the reply, "Maybe we aren't throwing the dog up high enough."
Re: Duck Blind Humor
This ham sammich walked into a bar...
The bartender said we don't serve food here.
Its funny the first time. its funnier the 18,124th time. We tell it several times a day, and often text it to others when they dont go that morning. travis
The bartender said we don't serve food here.
Its funny the first time. its funnier the 18,124th time. We tell it several times a day, and often text it to others when they dont go that morning. travis
Travis Bruce- Amatuer Gunner
- Posts : 43
Join date : 2012-01-20
Re: Duck Blind Humor
Good stuff guys! Just a reminder to keep it clean! Not everyone likes porn in the duck blind.
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